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Girl #1: There are really a lot of squirrels around here. It seems impossible that they aren’t exceeding the carrying capacity. And where do they all go in the winter?
Girl #2: I think they’re generated spontaneously out of the vacuum energy.
Girl #1: Along with an equal but opposite squirrel?
Girl #2: Yeah, squirrel and antisquirrel pairs. And then the antisquirrels all get sucked down a black hole. It’s Hawking radiation in the form of squirrels.
- Overheard at Bucknell University, Lewisburg, Pennsylvania
Q: My friends and I were having a debate on which is better crunchy peanut butter or creamy peanut butter, so, which is better?
A: Hm. Crunchy peanut butter is like a bright sunny Tuesday morning, when anything is possible and you savour life's intricacies, whereas smooth peanut butter is like the late afternoon sun coming out under heavy cloud cover: ominous and convenient.
- David Nykl
Genetics professor: So, you know, Mendel's pea plants didn't just grow all in one night.
Student: So what did he do while the plants grew?
Genetics professor: Hmmm, who knows? Look at porn?
- Overheard at City College, New York
Why is a puck called a puck? Because 'dirty little bastard' was taken.
- Martin Brodeur
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